Your landing page is probably losing you money.
Paste a URL. Scorch captures the page, scores it against a locked rubric, and returns savage-but-specific burns with expert fixes underneath.
URL in, report out
Roast a launch page
0-100
score
Loading the page
Reading the hero
Checking the proof
Sharpening the scorecard
Guard the URL
We normalize the URL, block private networks, and re-check redirects before capture.
Score the page
Clarity, hero, CTA, proof, value, hierarchy, and friction roll into one honest score.
Write the roast
Three specific burns for shareability, then fixes a solo maker can ship today.
Post the card
Every permalink has an OG scorecard built for X, Slack, and Discord unfurls.
The funnel
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to fix the page.
Burns are the hook, but the product is the ranked fix list. Every result page pushes the maker toward a better launch, a paid credit pack when they need more passes, or an expert review when the page needs human judgment before traffic goes live.
63
/ 100
Pretty page, pricey confusion
Your hero sounds expensive, but the visitor still has to guess what you actually sell.